Vampires are often used metaphorically in memes, or as an adjective to highlight the sinister nature of the world (vampire bats, vampiric lenders, etc). Creatures of the night can be scary or intimidating. Vampires are also spooky monsters whose potential true existence gives some people nightmares. But, like anything that’s taken too seriously, they’re also good for a laugh if you have a dark and twisted sense of humor. What are some of your favorite vampire memes? Do you know any good vampire jokes?

Here are a few vampire memes that made us snort or chuckle. We didn’t create any of them, and generally do not know who did. The rights are retained by their respective holders/creators, and only shared here as acknowledged derivative works. If you are behind any of these funny pictures, please let us know and we’ll be happy to give credit (or blame!) where appropriate. Enjoy!

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